Eddie System

Ed-Dee-Sys-Tem (noun)
1. A system created in 2010 to help struggling working classmen succeed in the work place

2. A system created to run in a grocery store.

3. An ordered and comprehensive assemblage of facts, principles, doctrines, or the like in a particular field of knowledge or thought: a system of philosophy.

4. A coordinated body of methods or a scheme or plan of procedure; organizational scheme: a system to succeed.

5. Any formulated, regular, or special method or plan of procedure: a system of marking, numbering, or measuring; a winning system at bridge.

6. A system founded by Eddie. It is described as a system to be successful at success.

Ray is running the Eddie System. He has all checkstands open, and is making check out success

by HollywoodSF July 28, 2012

eddie clarke

Eddie clarke is the best person you will ever meet he is the G he gets all the girls no matter what. You should all ways talk to a eddie clarke

I love eddie clarke he is amazing

by Timmy Jacob November 24, 2020

Eddie and Ella

They are the best couple! There ship name is “Ellie”. They will be together till the end.

There ship name is “Ellie”

Look everyone it’s Eddie and Ella the cutest couple!

by EllaThomasTheTrain December 22, 2021

Aunt Eddie

When a girl sits on the floor with her mouth open and a man stands over her pooping in her mouth while saying "The Shitters Full"

Yea John gave me a nice aunt eddie last Night

by The Big E 69 November 20, 2020

Eddie Kaspbrak

From the movie IT (2017) played by Jack Dylan Grazer. The smolest bean I love him so much. Has a BITCH MOM named Sonia. Biiiiig hypochondriac. Is absolutely IN LOVE with Richie Tozier (Finn Wolfhard)

Spoilers!!!-

Is also dead (RIP I LOVE YOU WAHHHHH)

We stan Eddie

Jennifer- OH MY GOSH IT'S EDDIE KASPBRAK!!
Ashley- Jennifer, we've seen IT 28 times now.
Jennifer- I know, he's just too cute!

by bigsimpforsydneynovak January 30, 2023

drunk Eddie

An alcoholic of the lowest kind

Did you see that guy crash that 3 year old birthday to get free drinks? Yeah he's definitely a Drunk Eddie!

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023

Eddie Jones

A cute boy who sings amazingly good. Eddie has the deepest voice in the band. He can be weird sometimes but in a funny way! He owns a cat named molesey that is super adorable! Lastly eddie likes to look "classy", especially with his sunglasses.

Me: who's your favorite person out of the202band?
Sister: obviously eddie jones
Me: my favorite is-
Sister: oh my gosh eddie just posted!!!!

Me: nevermind.

by natswords July 20, 2021