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emptygesh

A man who gives everything to a woman but in the end she will never love him back. This normally involves the man giving her gifts of money and talking to her to in order to make her feel better while at the same time they are disregarding their own well being. They most likely will end up alone and living with their mothers for their entire life.
My sister is entertaining an emptygesh. The man gave her everything, only to find out in the end he was nothing but an emptygesh. The emptygesh came along to perhaps find a new girl to garner his attention.
by IAmTheOneAndTheOnly June 16, 2016
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indescribable emptiness

Kurapika Kurta is now drowning in a indescribable emptiness
friend: hey-
you: Kurapika is now drowning in a indescribable emptiness
by Hizashi Yamamda UwU November 20, 2020
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empticiymabmpuuicoyd

Eat my p**** till I cum in your mouth, and beat my p**** up until I cum on your d***
Gf:I want you to empticiymabmpuuicoyd
Bf: And I oop-
by Cheddar tea July 16, 2019
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pee-emptive strike

Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.
"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"

"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."
by Obie M March 31, 2011
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Bollock Emptier

A vagina wielding bitch hot enough to empty your bollocks with a mere glance
Jed: Daryl, ur moms a real bollock emptier.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017
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emptonal

1. (adj.)- the feeling of being completely overwhelmed by existence; utter confusion at reality; being thoroughly frightened by the reality of life

2. (n.)- a typographical error made when trying to type the word, emotional.
Sopherton was feeling really emptonal after her first time ever smoking weed. She thought she was going crazy when she walked home that night.

Elizabeth's art makes me feel emptonal. Oh wait, I meant to type the word emotional.
by Sopherton October 3, 2010
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Empties East, Empties West

How foamers react when they see a freight train, specifically Norfolk Southern trains pulled by the Pennsylvania Railroad heritage unit, that’s pulling freight cars with nothing in them.
Foamer 1: “STANDARD RAILROAD OF THE WORLD, RIGHT!? STANDARD RAILROAD IN THE WORLD!?! EVERYONE ELSE IS—

Foamer 2: “EMPTIES EAST, EMPTIES WEST!!”

Foamer 1: “MORE EMPTIES!”
by the way, this was written on August 18, 2021
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