jump and dump

When your in the shower and you jump out, shit, and hop back in.

(Its very hard to wipe your ass when it’s wet btw)

Sorry i took so long in the shower, i had to resort to a quick jump and dump

by Sketchy S November 5, 2017

stunt dump

Lay several sheets of toilet paper in the toilet, then stand on the bowl and drop a turd. It'll fall and land on the toilet paper like a stuntman falling on an airbag.

I just dropped a stunt dump from 6 feet high and it didn't break.

by Johnny Strappe February 22, 2014

Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.

I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Stoner Dump

The massive dump one takes the morning after having smoked and eatin a crap load of munchies.

Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.

by rhythmboy32 September 23, 2011

dumping station

more commonly reffered to as the toilets

"Hi, I'm just off to the dumping station"

by freddieb14 October 12, 2007

mutated dump

When your shit comes out in a color other than brown.Example:green red and ocasionally a touch of yellow.

Tony:DIzAm!I just took the weirdest mutated dump of my life!

Jack:Too much info dood!

by Moester909 March 27, 2009

dump rape

1-To violate a bathroom by taking a messy, smelly, or downright offensive dump without the prior knowledge or consent of the owner, then leaving.

2-To enter a business or municipal building with the sole intention of dropping a dirty deuce.

*dump rapes are characterized by their lingering effects which may include splatter, near misses, lack of tp, clogged pipes, peeling wallpaper, broken friendships, asphyxiation of small pets and children, blindness, and/or most notably, the smell.

1- "So then he says 'it's getting late I'd better go home' and leaves. After he was gone I noticed the toxic fumes and realized I'd been dump raped again!"

2- "I drank too much coffee this morning and had to dump rape the library on the way to work."

by ookie badookie March 11, 2012