Better known as a STD. This is a very real disorder affecting some people in their daily lives. Makes some women’s tits almost non existent besides the nipple.
Olivia: Omg! I figured out that I have a STD!!
Annalise: No way! I’m suffering from a small tit disorder too! Twinsies!
Annalise: No way! I’m suffering from a small tit disorder too! Twinsies!
by coolkiddo August 6, 2019
Get the Small Tit Disordermug. a mental illness where victims feel popular enough to check their cell phone/blackberry every five seconds to see if someone has texted them.
by Lily_of_Geeks October 21, 2009
Get the obsessive checking disordermug. When an individual becomes so obsessed with Barack Hussein Obama administration, (s)he cannot function without listening to a perpetual all-star rimjob delivered by any of the following men: Mr. Keith Olbermann, Mr. Rachel Maddow, or Mr. Joe Biden.
I noted the presence of Obsessive Obama Disorder when I turned on the television only to find Keith Olbermann on MSNBC fisting himself with a doll that had the face of Barack Hussein Obama.
by R-u-infatuated-with-obama-2? July 10, 2009
Get the obsessive obama disordermug. -an erroneous belief that their coffee is superior is held in the face of evidence to the contrary.
-delusional conviction of one's own importance, power, or knowledge or that one is, or has a special relationship with, a deity, coffee making skills or a famous person.
-A delusion in which ones belief is possessed of great importance, power, wealth, intellect, or ability to make coffee.
-delusional conviction of one's own importance, power, or knowledge or that one is, or has a special relationship with, a deity, coffee making skills or a famous person.
-A delusion in which ones belief is possessed of great importance, power, wealth, intellect, or ability to make coffee.
Steve suffers from Delusional Coffee Disorder.
Steve's coffee is terrible, he must suffer from Delusional Coffee Disorder.
Steve's coffee is terrible, he must suffer from Delusional Coffee Disorder.
by Dr. Jadhav February 3, 2012
Get the Delusional Coffee Disordermug. his-tree-on-ik · A personality disorder chiefly characterized by an insatiable and excessive desire to seek attention from others. They come off as highly sociable and extroverted and present themselves in an overly dramatic flirtatious manner. They become easily upset and resentful when they're not the center of attention.
Brad: Yo dude that hot chick over there is signalling me!
Chad: Be careful, that lady is known to have histrionic personality disorder. She'll sleep with any men she can find, but beware of her fits when you don't give her the attention she craves, which is virtually insatiable. Hence why everyone is ignoring her.
Chad: Be careful, that lady is known to have histrionic personality disorder. She'll sleep with any men she can find, but beware of her fits when you don't give her the attention she craves, which is virtually insatiable. Hence why everyone is ignoring her.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 4, 2021
Get the histrionic personality disordermug. Being told to clean or knowing that you need to clean, yet you don't. Instead you get on Facebook and look up words on Urban Dictionary. Then you clean when you absolutely have to (ie: company is coming over), have nothing better to do, or have a sudden urge to clean. But when you do choose to clean, you clean to the best of your ability. It really is a sickness of the mind because most likely you live in a fairly messy, yet often organized, house.
I've been putting off cleaning my room for three weeks, but now that my friends are coming over the entire house has to be spotless! I must have Selective Cleaning Disorder!
by createsnap October 27, 2010
Get the Selective Cleaning Disordermug. One that suffers from feeling their writing is eminently significant, produces it in voluminous quantities and in unremarkable (often unsolicited) contexts to such an extent that reading it can result in toxicity for passive observers.
"I think I am going to be sick from reading the diarrhea writing disorder afflicted emails he keeps sending on the same topic that are nine paragraphs long with three-four sentences each."
by not reading it October 21, 2012
Get the diarrhea writing disordermug.