Disasta

(Noun) a.The definition of 1337ness.

b.Disasta reminds us all that we are simply mortals. A man who demands respect and deserves it; a man whose mere subtle glances can bring down a nation; a man who reminds us all of who we once thought we'd become.

c. A leading member of the Jammasta clan

d. Without any doubt, a n00bslayer.

The n00b started a server in Counter-Strike Source, totally unaware that Disasta was about to join.

by Jammasta Blasta February 23, 2010

disassociated damage

What happens when your inner trauma is buried so deep that it could potentially reincarnate before you do.

I thought we were having a normal conversation. Suddenly I tripped right over they disassociated damage. Totally changed everything.

by Reversebatmam December 11, 2021

boot disc

What people claim allows one to load up imported or pirated games, but all they do is load your anger and frustration most of the time by not loading into the "Please insert import game now" screen.

I got a boot disc on my 13th birthday, and I couldn't get it to work with my copy of Time Crisis for the PSX for a long time. I eventually got it to work, but by the time that happened, I was 93.

by dj gs68 August 21, 2003

Discaholic

A person who lives only to play disc golf. He / She plays in any kind of weather, and if no one is available to play with, they play by themselves.

"I have to play disc golf at least twice a week to be any good"

"You're a discaholic!"

by larryj March 12, 2010

disasterbation

When your wank turns into a disaster for whatever reason.

Someone walks in on you.
You ran out of tissues.
Your laptop freezes half-way through video.
etc.

Guy 1- (wanking)
Guy 2- (walks in) " Ewww! "
Guy 1- (goes red)
Guy 2- (walks out)

DISASTERBATION

by FATALATOR1 November 22, 2011

Disasterbate

Verb, To Disasterbate

to disasterbate is to attempt to jerk off and cum one last time before you die in a disaster.

Example #1 - Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we have tried everything but it turns out that the plane is going to crash into the mountains.
Passenger: Oh Shit! Guess I'll Disasterbate before i die *fap fap fap fap...*

Example #2 - Jerking off on december 20th 2012 at 11:55 PM

by Jouniah January 27, 2011

Disasterrific

A disastrous event with a positive outcome/result.

After the petrol tanker exploded, it was simply disasterrific that nobody was injured.

by Steve J Hanning March 4, 2007