When, after unsuccessfully attempting to pick up at the bar (or elsewhere), one returns home to masturbate... Generally while sobbing.
"I was chatting up this totally hot yoga instructor all night when she decides to mention that she has a boyfriend... So I basically had no choice but to head home alone and disasterbate."
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disasco - noun - (dih-zas-koh):
1.) A disaster immediately followed by a fiasco, especially if the fiasco is directly related to an attempt to recover from the disaster.
1.) A disaster immediately followed by a fiasco, especially if the fiasco is directly related to an attempt to recover from the disaster.
by bm121 July 6, 2010
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1 : thoroughly confused, disordered or damaged, while having occurred suddenly, unexpectedly and to the point of irreparability : FUCKED-UP, FUBAR, BORKED
1 : thoroughly confused, disordered or damaged, while having occurred suddenly, unexpectedly and to the point of irreparability : FUCKED-UP, FUBAR, BORKED
by nosuch human November 30, 2010
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2-When you think you are about to poop, and you don't.
Person 1- Where were you?
Person 2- Taking a dump.
Person 1- Was it big?
Person 2- No, it was complete and utter disapoopment.
Person 2- Taking a dump.
Person 1- Was it big?
Person 2- No, it was complete and utter disapoopment.
by hihihi321 January 26, 2011
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This is derived from the game NFL Blitz 2000, where the announcer can be heard occasionally saying "It's a disaster box!"
This is derived from the game NFL Blitz 2000, where the announcer can be heard occasionally saying "It's a disaster box!"
You've been trying to balance that beer bottle on your nose for 15 minutes now, and have managed to put 3 new stains into the carpet... you're a disaster box
by The Trash Monster July 28, 2011
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Fag: "Dude I quit playing 5v5 in LoL cause Dom is way more fun, yo!"
Cool guy: "im disapppointed in u"
Cool guy: "im disapppointed in u"
by the1_n_only October 31, 2011
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