Derping

The state of being scared and coughing simultaneously.

*is frightened by something while beginning to cough*
"oh, I'm derping! This is awful!"

"kevin derped"

"i think Jim is having a derp fit, let's go check on him"

"Turg often scares himself with his coughs, he's a real derper.(possible, but not commonly used)"

by Grognak The Destroyer December 4, 2020

Deranged Boner Trance

When a man awakens in an altered state of consciousness due to sexual arousal at any point during the night. While in this frame of mind, his thoughts and actions may exist outside of of his conscious control and include sexting, sleep sex, viewing of pornography, masturbation, or even the purchase of sex toys. He may wake up in the middle of this, or “sleep” through it entirely, and then awaken to the aftermath of whatever his boner led him to do. Similar to sexsomnia, which is a form of parasomnia in which someone will initiate sex while asleep. He may be just awake enough to be conscious but the influence of the raw testosterone coursing through his veins clouds his judgment and leads him by the hand. It is most likely to occur when your sexual urges are not being adequately satisfied, however some men experience this regardless.

“Rodney is a perfect gentleman by day but the moment he falls asleep, he enters a deranged boner trance and cannot rest until his raging erection is satisfied.”

by Thinkforyourselfresistbigtech February 3, 2021

sphincter drainage

anal seepage, often times the result of a butt queef after some hardcore ass bangin.

"That whore left sphincter drainage all over my new loveseat!"

by Butt Dart January 16, 2007

skeet drain

Someone who has been jizzed on many times. They usually slurp the baby batter down, and also thoroughly enjoy it for the most part!

"Dude, what you know bout that girl over there? You think I can hit that tonight?!"

"Mannnnn.... You mean girl over there in the blue dress?! Hell ya you can hit that tonight! She a skeet drain!!! She's down to guzzle down anybody!!! If you can't pull that you got some serious problems! Lol"

by KBizzle212121 January 25, 2017

Box Drain

When the heavy nut you dropped in your girl before work, leaks out her pussy all day.

Rachel texted me saying her panties are soaked from her box drain today.

I’m box draining. That was one thick nut this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

From the drain

A person who was raised in the hood

Boy1 : Jackson is so white
Boy2 : nah bruh he’s from the drain

by Hdjenebshs May 31, 2021

derking off

a combination of the words 'derka' and 'jerking off'

when it's specifically a brown person masturbating, they are 'derking off', rather than 'jerking off'.

blawal khan was derking off until his mom caught him.

jhooti kamal was derking off his sister, halabibibakalaka... wait, what?

by derkaderkallah January 9, 2010