Despergaytion

noun
1. when a gay person goes straight out of desperation;

2. when a straight person goes gay out of desperation; however, more often than not the straight person is actually more gay than he/she admits to him/herself.

DERIVATIVES
despergayte
despergaytness

He only boned her out of serious despergaytion.

He had sex with that chick in an act of despergaytion.

"I swear Nathan, I'm so despergayte right now I'd even fuck that girl sober."

"Ladies, being at this lesbian bar as despergayte as I am may not end well..."

by Butch_Cassidy August 26, 2013

desperbate

The act of masturbating in a desperate manner.

I was going on hour 3 at the sperm back with no success. I began to desperbate.

by OU Gumper January 15, 2014

Deeperness

Not quite deepness but more than deeper

We share a deeperness

by Nobrainer500 June 30, 2015

Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.

"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."

by duckba December 10, 2015

Desperate clown

A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.

James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!

by Meatstalk September 3, 2016

desperate sex

When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.

Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.

by AndyLockhart August 10, 2016

demerius.parker

To have a big sick and give girls a hell of a ride

John used demerius.parker to fucking Lisa and make her pussy were then a ocean

by Fucking ur tit June 18, 2016