Jawing Victory from the Snatch of Defeat

A male oriented phrase describing a heterosexual male performing cunnilingus, or other sexual acts, on a lesbian. Snatch being slang for vagina. It comes from the popular phrase "Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat." which is to succeed under unlikely circumstances.

Mike really was jawing victory from the snatch of defeat when he fucked that lesbian the other night. Who saw that coming?

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell September 16, 2014

oral defecation

sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!

my mouth got confused with my buttle, (butt hole) i had an oral defecation

by michael foolsley December 20, 2009

defence of the ancients

The game defence of the ancients is a pro map on the game Warcraft III the frozen throne. The most popular version is Dota Allstars.
Dota Allstars biggest pro is Hajsan, he pwans so much that he allways gets beyond god like after 3minuts max, but yea, don't blame him, he was born that way, pwaning evryone. Hajsan's best m8 is the legendary waazzaa, who pwans too.

Just a normal defence of the ancients match. The game just started and Hajsan choosed random (ofc) and got geomancer. He runs top and attacking 3 heroes standing at the tower.

Hajsan pwned ***** head for *** gold!
Hajsan drew first blood!
Hajsan pwned *** head for *** gold!
Double kill!
Hajsan pwned ******* for *** gold!
Tripple kill!
Hajsan got killing spree!

(and that's after 30 sec (before the creeps came, and notice, no asists!)

by Hajsan's biggest fan August 24, 2009

pedo-defender

A room operator who thinks that someone who tries to entrap a pedofile is a lier...

He thought he set up the pedofile and faked it... when he just fell into a trap that he set up for him...

by James Porter December 9, 2003

crum of a defected turd

a flake of a maljusted body waste

You look like a crum of a defected turd you freak of nature.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

The Defence Rests

Playing to the audience here is key. When during sex, you pull out and make a 20-minute argument, and finish by cumming on her face.

I pulled a the defence rests last night. She did not appreciate my use of the wookie defence.

by Purity Score March 14, 2012

Self defence

A term used by non agressive weak losers who protest non violence and black lives matter gay rights in states that promote cameras everywhere ect ect.......

John hawk got arested after he just got home from the war in the middle east for beating up a stupid protesting hippie protesting wars who went up to him with malicious intent he said it was self defence

by superiorbreed August 21, 2019