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9/11 Defense

1. A mechanism in which you invoke the spirit of the legislation, executive directive, and politcal mindset used in the wake of the 9/11 terrorist attacks to justify inappropriate, unethical, extreme, or illegal behaviors one involves themselves in.
Person: How'd you get away with taking pictures of your neighbor through her window?

You: Well, she is an imigrant - so ya know, 9/11 defense.

Person: aaaah, nice.
by JackSpayed October 23, 2009
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Defaulty

When the out-of-the-box settings for something are flawed to the point of being broken.
I tried using Ubuntu's Unity desktop, but I discovered right after installing it that it's defaulty.
by Mr_Shifty May 9, 2013
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The definition of insanity

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"
Vaas: Have I ever told you the definition of insanity
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Defence pudding

A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.

Also known as a 'tactical desert.'
When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.
by The Waltonator January 11, 2010
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Defensitive

Dude, you’re being super defensitive
by Sarah Fortino January 11, 2019
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Infant Defending

1. Baby-sitting, but more modern day and less "lame" sounding.
Geoffrey was infant defending Rob last night.
by ThisisaProtocol October 17, 2009
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