An animal that will run at mach 6 when it hears a leaf crunch, but dosent give a shit when a steel can of death (car)
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour
Deer suicidal or some shit?
by buddy retard July 4, 2020
Get the deermug. In Michigan usually; when a line of cars are tailgating (generally 3 or more, no more than 25 feet apart), the front car is the deer plow. The general theory is that the deer will get spooked or hit by the first car, thus ensuring the rest are safe from hitting them.
by WizardRob November 1, 2021
Get the deer plowmug. It’s a deer that lives in the wilderness, sees every damn movement you make, makes them hard to kill, if your not baiting them, every time I kill one I hit it from the behind, and eat it raw thank you.
by Diplotard_101 November 7, 2020
Get the Whitetail Deermug. Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
by tian647 August 28, 2013
Get the petting the deermug. 
It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.
by MBLIndiana March 17, 2024
Get the Indiana Deer Stranglermug. When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by anonymous March 21, 2025
Get the ultimate deer splatmug.