Doomies

A wet or poo filled fart.

Uh oh Chris, I doomied in my drawers. And it was multiple doomies

by Jason trencher March 30, 2017

Hookie Dookie

Hookie Dookie is bull shit so unbelievable it becomes majic. Bull shit that operates out of the known science of this planet. If you can't make it up then it may be hookie dookie.

That dude put tape over the paging speaker and slept through the fire drill. Wow is that dude stupid? no that is more than stupid it's hookie dookie....

by Off the Farm July 8, 2014

dookie booty

a girl with a booty so big, it looks like she's constipated 24/7

Dang, she got a dookie booty

by bungle bunny 03 October 26, 2003

shoot a dookie

1) to release fekel excriments from your anal cavity.
2) to take a shit
3) pinch a loaf

Hold on a second! I gotta go shoot a dookie!

by xtremelybuffji January 27, 2004

Dookie

Gold or golden

"He wore the Dookie when we met Queen Elizabeth/Asked her was she jealous, she said 'A little bit'." - Ugly Duckling, from "I did it like this," see also "Eye on the Gold Chain"

"Dookie braids was a aid to the sex appeal" - Pharcyde from "oh shit"

by Giuseppe October 3, 2003

dookie

Dookie comes from the mis-pronounced word "Deuce". Deuce means "two". Taking a deuce means taking a number two, or pooping. That is why people today call it "dookie"

Taking a Dook (Deuce) or dookie (deuce).

by Lord Baddkitty February 23, 2007

Dookie Money

Illegal/dirty money. Income obtained by doing/providing illegitimate services and/or goods.

Look at Keisha on the corner sellin' that pooswah gettin' that dookie money!

Been in the trap all night makin' that dookie money!

One of the perks of being a cop is gettin' all that side dookie money from people tryin' to get out of tickets!

by AlbinoRhino&IBald August 25, 2013