by thenuggetmaster1111 September 30, 2010

An informal greeting used in the Western Hemisphere by mainly English speaking people. Adapted from the North Korean response to a miltary command, "dong ko taj."
Additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.
Additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.
Teddy: Dong cottage!
Patrick: Dong cottage. How are you?
Teddy: I'm alright. I'm trying to finish my novel. I'll tell you what, I've been spending more time writing than Anne Frank spent on that shitty journal.
Patrick: Yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about John Hurt, "The Hurt Locker."
Patrick: Dong cottage. How are you?
Teddy: I'm alright. I'm trying to finish my novel. I'll tell you what, I've been spending more time writing than Anne Frank spent on that shitty journal.
Patrick: Yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about John Hurt, "The Hurt Locker."
by Mr. St. Clair August 21, 2009

a nickname often applied to the club Wimbledon FC (see: Franchise FC) in Milton Keynes. Often used by fans of AFC Wimbledon.
by AFCW June 2, 2004

by jagsmumlovesmydick December 16, 2008

by my dong May 29, 2016

by Mena Iainttellinu October 8, 2003

1. I heard a ding dong, so i answered the door, and a pizza delivery man shoved a square box in my face, which broke my nose in 67 places.
2. John is a ding dong.
2. John is a ding dong.
by ananomus January 22, 2005
