Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024

locking and docking

When two distinguished gentlemen stand in front of each other and lock eyes, lips, and hands while arms bent up at 90 degrees and proceed to dock their cocks

John and Juan, he/she/fuck face/stupid ass pronouns, are properly locking and docking into each other becoming one big fucking problem to society.

by Notafuckingpansy August 2, 2025

Sounded Chinese docking trap

A mutual urethral sounding maneuver wherein participants insert rigid alignment pins until contact is made internally, followed by foreskin docking to create an inescapable “trap.” Named for the mechanical grip and the inventor’s questionable life choices. A machinist straightness pin or runout pin being a tool.

Bro warned me about the sounded Chinese docking trap, but curiosity got the better of us. 10/10 would not recommend without a safeword and a trauma kit.

by Jimothy8008135 January 20, 2026

good dicking

when a guy gives you good sex

Erin and Sloan: How was last night, Morgan?
Morgan: Will Cox gave me a good dicking, so you could say it went well.

Erin and Sloan: yeah Girlie!!!

by bonerpatrol456 March 6, 2016

Dicking Down

Intercourse. A synonym for laying the pipe, pounding her out, balling, tapping that ass, etc...

You know he's dicking down your sister, right?

by A.C. Sativa December 30, 2013

Proper Dicking

When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.

Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"

Friend: "Very well"

by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013

Rubber ducking

To describe your problems to a rubber-duck or other inanimate object. Common in software development, the act of describing your problem (as to a mailing list, friend, or a rubber duck on top of your monitor) often leads to finding the solution just a few moments later. In the mailing list case, rubber ducking would then be to mail the list again saying "Ok, that was dumb, but now I'm stuck on the part where...", then to discover THAT solution immediately after hitting SEND. Repeat, ad lib, fade.

"Sorry to spam the list -- I'm just rubber ducking, this morning. Problem solved. Nothing to see here, move along..."

by Chumette May 6, 2010