by Billiana November 23, 2021

A fashion designer who's not a formal fashion designer by trade, who outsources the design and/or mass-produces BS.
by uberduke December 17, 2016

'designer poverty' is a man that makes poor financial decisions by wearing branded clothes, chains & watches but living on his Mums' floor dodging bailiffs.
Mandem - "Rah, check that yout out mans got more diamonds around his neck than Rwanda"
Mandem 2 - "Nah bro, mans in designer poverty. My man told me he can't afford the monthly payments on his car."
Mandem 2 - "Nah bro, mans in designer poverty. My man told me he can't afford the monthly payments on his car."
by Theo Mulenga April 2, 2020

by eschh November 14, 2011

Amber: Ew Sarah, that ratchet old man just asked me to give him a blowjob!
*Amber and Sarah look back at their friend Paisley *
Sarah: You know what to do, designated sucker. Drop to those ashy knees and start sucking.
*Amber and Sarah look back at their friend Paisley *
Sarah: You know what to do, designated sucker. Drop to those ashy knees and start sucking.
by Frankfucker June 15, 2017

Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
by Jlit44 September 4, 2015

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t
Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.
Mike: Cool
Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there
Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
Mike: Cool
Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there
Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
by Android23 January 24, 2011
