guideline imposed by fabulous wannabe modern single women regarding timeline for having sex with prospective boyfriends/husbands. Akin to the mandatory waiting period required for gun purchases. Allows women an evaluation period to checkout said husbands to evaluate their worthyness and future potential while simultaneously assuaging their own guilt about slutty behavior if they sleep with prospective husbands too quickly
Babette wore the pink bra and panties under her little black dress this evening because she wanted to prepared for all possibilities on her date with kurt. They had been seeing each other for two weeks now, so the three date rule no longer applied.
by sf chica July 9, 2005
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"I went on a quasi-date with Amanda last night."
"oh ya where did you go"
"We went to the vet, her dog died."
"What????"
"Ya, We went somewhere talked, hugged, it was great except she cried the whole time."
"oh ya where did you go"
"We went to the vet, her dog died."
"What????"
"Ya, We went somewhere talked, hugged, it was great except she cried the whole time."
by j gear February 18, 2009
Get the quasi-date mug.A song made popular by the musical group Sublime. The song wasn't very well liked by the band itself.
let me tell you about a girl i know,
had a drink about a hour ago
sitting in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown l.
she heard a noise and she looked through the door.
and saw a man she'd never seen before.
light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
well
her heart raced as he walked through the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"my brand new car is parked right outside.
how'd ya like to go for a ride?"
and she said
"wait a minute i have to think."
he said."that's fine. may i please buy you a drink"
one drink turned into 3 or 4
and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.
now babe the time has come.
how'd ya like to have a little fun?
and she said.
"if we could only please be on our way
i will not run."
that's when things got out of control.
she didn't want to, he had his way.
she said."let's go" he said."no way!"
come on babe it's your lucky day.
shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid.
---
he finished up and he started the car
he turned around and drove back to the bar
he said."now baby don't be sad,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
she picked up a rock.,threw it at the car,
hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
come on party people won't you listen to me.
date rape styley.
the next day she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed a police report
and then she took the guy's ass to court.
well
the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed.
"she lies that little slut!"
the judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him 25 yrs
and now his heart is filled with tears.
one night in jail it was getting late.
he was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed.
but the guards paid no attention to his cries.
that's when things got out of control.
the moral of the date rape story,
it does not pay when your drunk and horny.
but that's the way it had to be.
they locked him up and threw away the key
well, i can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind
had a drink about a hour ago
sitting in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown l.
she heard a noise and she looked through the door.
and saw a man she'd never seen before.
light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
well
her heart raced as he walked through the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"my brand new car is parked right outside.
how'd ya like to go for a ride?"
and she said
"wait a minute i have to think."
he said."that's fine. may i please buy you a drink"
one drink turned into 3 or 4
and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.
now babe the time has come.
how'd ya like to have a little fun?
and she said.
"if we could only please be on our way
i will not run."
that's when things got out of control.
she didn't want to, he had his way.
she said."let's go" he said."no way!"
come on babe it's your lucky day.
shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid.
---
he finished up and he started the car
he turned around and drove back to the bar
he said."now baby don't be sad,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
she picked up a rock.,threw it at the car,
hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
come on party people won't you listen to me.
date rape styley.
the next day she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed a police report
and then she took the guy's ass to court.
well
the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed.
"she lies that little slut!"
the judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him 25 yrs
and now his heart is filled with tears.
one night in jail it was getting late.
he was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed.
but the guards paid no attention to his cries.
that's when things got out of control.
the moral of the date rape story,
it does not pay when your drunk and horny.
but that's the way it had to be.
they locked him up and threw away the key
well, i can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind
by snafu June 26, 2005
Get the date rape mug.i totally took this girl on a pseudo-date, she thought we were just friends, but i totally wanted to get in her pants the whole time.
by clare21 October 4, 2005
Get the pseudo-date mug.Having previously dated someone, and that someone claiming you did in fact not date. The time that you dated said person is known as "Anti-dating".
Boy: "Don't you remember our relationship?"
Girl: "We didn't date. You may think so, and everyone else may think so, but we didn't."
Boy: "So, we anti dated?"
Girl: "We didn't date. You may think so, and everyone else may think so, but we didn't."
Boy: "So, we anti dated?"
by Pope Chris XIX January 6, 2009
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by Quirky Girl January 3, 2010
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