El Caminoed

{verb}

The act of having the girl your in love with leave you for a short mexican, usually with a big head. This is a rare tragedy that only happens once every other hundred years If you are unlucky enough for this to happen to you, you must have done something wrong to piss off the big man upstairs.

Patrick: hey man so what happened with you and emily?

Mike: ......she is dating Rafa

Patrick: THAT SHORT FAG WITH THE BIG HEAD?

Mike: *sigh* yeah man

Everyone in the world: EL CAMINOED

Mike: FML

by vagman:) November 4, 2009

fuck me until you cum in my pussy

The phrase your girlfriend says when she's on the brink of a tantric orgasm

Oooooohh, yeah, yes yes, fuck me until you cum in my pussy , oh daddy aaah, aaaah, *pussy squirt

by Deadpool_RedSuit November 20, 2017

culminating

noun meaning suck. thing that causes hell in one's life and makes one physically ill. Might be the devil incarnate. Evil, death, or destruction.

Jake "hey are you okay?"
Bob "no I have the culminating."
Jake "ewwwww"

by dastallessind February 9, 2009

Cum in a cup

Used when giving oral sex (blow job) or when having sex with someone to dispose of the ejaculation. Hence the term cumming in a cup

"Aaryn get that fucking cum in a cup off my bed!"

by Jenn Speezz March 6, 2008

home coming queen

usually a "popular" chavy girl who spent her whole life planning out how she was going to sleep her way into being prom queen!

at six... "i'm gonna ave a pink dwess and be home coming queen"
at 13... "if i sleep with the football team i'll have there votes... do i have to sleep with all of them"
at 16... "like omg i did it and only slept with half the boys in our skool!!!"

or could turn out as... "like omg you cow thats my crown bitch give it here!!!"

by ..::fran::.. July 23, 2006

Coming out of the wardrobe

A time in one's life when he/she realizes and accepts that magic, Santa Claus, and any other fairytale-like belief is untrue. (A play on the phrase 'coming out of the closet', 'wardrobe' being a reference to the Chronicles of Narnia series.)

My son is finally coming out of the wardrobe, so so I don't have to give the little bastard any money for losing his teeth anymore.

by Sarykos January 4, 2011

bulldozer with flames coming out the back

A counter-strike team which derives its skill from both the cock of Satan and rainbows. They often spend their free time verbally abusing pre-teens over the internet.

Bulldozer with flames coming out the back raped me like I rape my wife when she's drugged up on Prozac. -jame^s

by Karl Fucking Malone May 29, 2008