Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Caucus Mountains

A violent, mountainous region in South-Eastern Europe, boarding Asia, inhabited by the most violent nations on the face of the earth. While ethnically and regiously diverse, the various nationalities of the Caucus Mountains share one common pass time: murdering members of rival ethnic groups.

-What the fuck is up with that guy?

-I wouldn't worry about it, he's from the Caucus Mountains. That means he probably has a knife and he would have no problem using it.

by exile12 March 23, 2009

Cucumber

No

"I have a large cucumber"

by Ihavequitealargecucumber November 12, 2013

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Jewish cucumber

When a male Fucks a Female up the ass and the girl shits in the boys mouth, proceeding the boy eats out the girl, then they fuck. :

Wow! Great Jewish Cucumber last night!

by Lynn Johnston May 14, 2008

Cucumber

A Mediocre Substitute for a Penis or Dildo

Cashier: Would you like one that's short but has lots of girth or one with length but no girth?
Slut: One Cucumber long and thick.

by TerBearDonCare May 22, 2015

cuckservative

A conservative who isn't a white supremacist.

My opponent is nothing but a cuckservative. Vote for me, and we'll make America American again!

by Beef_Injection August 10, 2016