cucumbersexpirot

a cucumber that pirots have sex with!

1.arg matie did you have sex with your cucumber last night?
2.yes then I ate it!
1.so your a cucumbersexpirot?
2. yes yes I am.

by flarganator July 22, 2011

benedick cucumberbitch

The true name of the devil.

All the pre-teen girls that like Benedick Cucumberbitch are the reason I dislike him.

by cucumberbitch January 2, 2018

slice your cucumbers

1. to squeez ure testis in a slicin manner

"Have you ever sliced your cucumbers, Matt?"

by kram.shost inc January 8, 2005

CucumberFuck

when your life is fucked up so you fuck a cucumber

me:dude i have no life
friend: bro i got you, go CucumberFuck

by TROLLR666 April 26, 2017

Cucumbering

When a man rests each ball on each eye of a girl, like a cucumber slice

She said her eyes hurt after we tried cucumbering.

by LargeLoad22 May 21, 2018

Cucumbering

“Cucumbering” or “To Cucumber” is to Relax so well that you are mistaken for the garden vegetable.

“Oh snap is that a cucumber”

“nah that’s just John”

“man he is really Cucumbering hard”

“Where were you last night?”

“Oh I was at the crib Cucumbering”

“I’m about to cucumber until the sun comes up”

by UncleChungus June 7, 2019

Cucumberness

A word I inveted by playing a game of typing words with ''UC'' within the word.

See Nabb, it exists.

cucumberness is a problem in today's society.

by linglingbee August 26, 2020