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Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’
1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory
by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019
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Crunchiliciously Crunchy

Pleasantly hard or crisp, and they make a satisfying, audible crunch when you eat them.
Kelloggs cornflake is Crunchiliciously crunchy
by winni1718 March 14, 2025
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Nunchies Crunchies

Snack-like items. Usually pronounced in a british accent.
Morgan: Would ya like some nunchies crunchies?

Misty: Oh id love some!
by Morganjaymes February 10, 2009
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Crunchy Hoe

The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.

Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.
That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!
by Jenna Johnson September 14, 2023
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Crunchy

when someone is cringey, but 10 times worse.

in other words, when someone is being so cringey that you can’t even look at them and you feel embarrassed at yourself for looking at them in the first place.
what is she doing? that’s so crunchy”
by gracenicole August 13, 2018
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Crunchies

Basically the "Munchies" as a result of smoking marijuana but, instead, as a result of smoking cigarettes.
Guy 1: Man, I got the crunchies from smoking that cig in the car....
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm starving....
by KaiserX July 22, 2015
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Crunchy Hinge

The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
by McDude Burger August 9, 2019
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