crookity

a 'crookity' is an virginity of a old, prefirabely retarded individual that is lacking sexual stamina and general hygiene.

'shit m8, i took dis crookity lst nite- was wew soggeh initz'

*loling* 'u wipe away da cobwebs blud?'

by yoslut December 1, 2010

crooked

It means Gay. You see... A non gay person is straight. So then a gay person would have to be crooked.

man i be walking at the mall just chillin when my crooked cuzins cum up and ruin my happiness

by Sum1SUmwehere June 10, 2003

Why Trump Cooks the Books

When the serially bankrupt Liar-in-Chief has zero choice but to continually massage the numbers to keep his oft-shady businesses afloat, because failure to do so would “make Trump bankrupt again” and in all probability land him behind bars.

For a corrupt “billionaire” who is showing sign of declaring bankruptcy a seventh time, it’s no surprise why Trump cooks the books to avoid incompetency, insolvency, infamy, and imprisonment.

by MathPlus February 25, 2021

Chooks

a positive amount of anything

hey mate, can you give the tv volume a couple of chooks?

shit this slappet has some chooks under the bonnet!

by peekaboo_jones September 27, 2005

crooky

A teenager who often is gay and has a small penis due to finding random strange men in his mums bed on a regular basis.

That is serioulsly crooked mum

by Jane Famers January 11, 2005

Crookedcock

A dude who wears gay hats and has bad taste in movies.

Fucking Crookedcock! What a dick!

by tj August 2, 2004

Cookster

A person with an unnatural gift of 'stringing' someone else along with a story or tale that appears to be reasonable and likely and then delivering the punchline which undoubtedly results in the recipient looking and feeling like a bit of a twat!

That Cookster just made me totally believe that he had conquered Everest wearing only his pants!

by Someone not yet taken in February 11, 2007