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credit card

and little plastic card that gives you and endless supply of money and my boyfriend pays off
oohhh new dress shopkeeper "how would like like to pay for that today"
Me: "oh im not paying it goes on the credit card"
by awesome pyjamas August 18, 2011
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credit card

n. euphemism referring to any object or tactic that facilitates the acquisition of cash or material goods through illegal acts such as intimidation, armed robbery, fraud, etc.
Duwan walked down to the convenience store with his pit bull, and picked up a six pack, saying to the clerk, "Well, damn, I forgot my wallet, but I did bring my credit card," as the pit bull barked at the clerk.

Joey laid his Smith on the counter, saying, "Give me a cash advance against my credit card, and I won't blow your nuts off."
by Michael Gannett April 4, 2006
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Credit Clown

Someone (usually a dude) that goes out and buys the cheesiest truck credit can buy. He also likes to accessorize the truck with the ugliest accessories credit can buy such as: a lift kit, large rims and tires, lots of chrome accessories, tribal paint, stereo, lights, etc.
This person usually has no money and a small penis, therefore, they feel that driving one of these "trucks" vindicates their low self worth.
Fortunately, this is as temporary condition due to the fact the individual cannot keep up with the steep payments and has to return the "truck" six to twelve months later.
This person will also accessorize themselves with tribal tattoos, tribal jewelry and blonde streaks in a vain attempt to attract someone from the opposite sex.
A great place to observe these types of individuals is at Nickleback and Default concerts.
Guy 1: Hey man check out my new F-150!! I can't wait to get high on coke and take it to the Nickleback show tonight!!
Guy 2: What the hell man. you are such a Credit Clown, you still live with your fuckin mom!! grow the fuck on up!!
by docktergonzo April 16, 2008
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credit card

When a man (or woman), slides a credit card (or any object for that matter, I use my hands) through a woman's cleavage.
Nick credit carded Alex's 33Ds after completing a perfect game at the bowling alley.
by Thornick August 21, 2013
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sleep credit

Sleeping in until at least midday in the knowledge that you have a long wild night ahead of you.
Astrid- I have to go to Frank's party saturday night and get up for work the next day. fail!

George- Just get plenty of sleep credit on saturday and you'll be fine
by unico2525 June 23, 2011
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Coochie Credit

When a male human does a good deed for a female, the female then owes the male “coochie credit”. Coochie credit means that the female is required to let the male sample her coochie.
Broski#1: Yo bro last night I opened the door for Rebecca at the party.

Broski#2: Yo bro that’s sick she owes u coochie credit now!
by AniboioK October 22, 2019
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Extra credit

the work in school that only the nerds and those who are failing, end up doing.
Nerd: Hello gentlemen are you going to do the extra cr-
Guy: -Holy crap shut the fuck up. The answer is no im not a nerd. I dont do extra credit
by SWpride October 1, 2011
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