Dicking Cream

A cream usually used for lubrication while dicking

I used a lot of dicking cream doing that skank in the ass last night.

by Horny Buffalo October 24, 2008

Whipped cream farter

homosexual; someone who has seamen up their ass and releases it in a form similar (looking) to white whipped cream

Timothy is such a Whipped cream farter (refering that Timothy has had anal sex recently)

by coolestkidever21 January 15, 2009

More Cream than Tea

a way of describing a girl who has been filled with cock quite a lot and filled with dozens of guys spunk which makes you wonder how much cream she must have had inside her and whether the ratio is starting to verge towards being more cream than girl, hench the phrase more cream than tea, reffering to a cream heavy cup of tea.

Skunk: That Jane girl has had a lot of cock man!
CD: yeah, she's gotta be more cream than tea now...

by Captain Dale September 20, 2009

sour cream bitch

Any person that displays completely unacceptable behavior

Guy 1: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!
Guy 2: You're being a sour cream bitch.

by Samuel L. Nigger May 17, 2010

Double Decker Cream Pie

A Double Decker Cream Pie Is when you have two girls and you cream pie in one of them and then the cum from one pussy drips into the other girls pussy.

I gave those bitches some sloppy ass "Double Decker Cream pie" on new years.

by Mrawesome3754 April 30, 2015

Birthday Cake Ice Cream

Literally a gift from the Gods. This sensational bliss tastes of birthday cake and looks like a unicorn. Undoubtedly the best ice cream flavor to ever grace our universe.

Hey Anthony, do you wanna try the best thing ever???? THEN TRY SOME BIRTHDAY CAKE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!! (:

by icecreamgoddess June 2, 2017

Cream cheese

When a guy cums in a girl with a yeast infection.

Man, Ashley had a yeast infection and I hate condoms so I gave her that cream cheese.

by TeeJay78 April 27, 2013