Crammer's block

Crammer's block is a situation that happens when you cant remember anything in the exam room, even if you have been cramming before the exam.

Tia: i cant beleive after staying up all night i could not remember anything.....damn crammer's block

by dai.ali August 30, 2013

cramolestank

Man who don't pussyfoot around

Your a cramolestank

by Lukipookie May 24, 2017

Cramps

Imagine somebody taped three cements blocks together then add added four bricks, then place that of your stomach and then an elephant sat on this blocks and gorillas are ripping your insides open and punching you

Period:hey I’m sorry about your cramps
Me:What
Also me: AHSHHAHSHSHDHND
Period: sike

by kucklaoof and my dad knows god June 8, 2019

gramp-cramp

making a complaint usually reserved for old folks, years too early.

i don't mean to gramp-cramp, but sitting through that 3hour king kong movie made my back ache something fierce.

by t-style December 28, 2005

Phone Cramps

whenever you swear you got a text or you swear you felt the pocket where your phone was vibrate or beep or something. your not crazy guys. it's just phone cramps.

g1: "man if i get one more text im gonna kill myself!"
-vibrate-
g1: "that's it!"
-kills herself-

g2: -checks g1's phone-
"she didn't get a text...it was just phone cramps!"

by TAYLERRR January 19, 2009

poop cramps

When your period cramps are so bad that they result in the sensation of having to poop.

The only way for Pheobe to relieve her poop cramps was to sit on the toilet for an hour.

by bobracha1000 December 1, 2015

texter's cramp

muscular spasm that develops on the fingers of a person who types and sends texts inordinately.

Dude X: My fingers are hurting unbearably.
Dude Y: Texter's cramp, you know!

by uttam maharjan June 18, 2010