Cranking Your Bag

It's when you're fucking with somebody

Them. Did you tastes my spaghetti?
Me. Yeah, too much sauce
Them. This is a family sauce motherf...
Me.im just cranking your bag bitch it's good

by ONlyonE_- June 4, 2018

Cracking a Gong

Hitting your girlfriend so hard with your penis it makes a vibrating noise.

Guy: Dude, I was cracking a gong on my girlfriend so hard that it looks like Holk Hogan beat the living shit out of her.

by CabbageMan572 July 28, 2018

carking

The act of one male undressing in his car in a public car park for the sole purpose of attracting another male

Dale parked at morrison’s and started carking, brian was impressed

by Skippy645321 August 24, 2018

Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018

Croaking

To be laughing so hard you can't breathe. Or to find something very amusing. Another way of saying "I'm dying!! " or "I'm dead"

"Oh my gosh that was so funny, I'm croaking."

by Meme Gal lol x October 22, 2018

CAKING

The act of cumming inside of a girl while she has a yeast infection. This is because it is like putting icing on a pastry.

My wife and I tried caking for the first time last night. I ate her out afterwards.

by Siboman March 14, 2019

Caking

When you have a mindless fuck session with someone of great importance to you.

“Oh yeah, I was caking Stacy last night after prom.”

by Ol’ Mustard Wrangler July 5, 2019