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The winking cowboy

When you cum on a girl as you say “it’s high noon baby” in a southern accent and do finger guns
This girl and I did the winking cowboy last night...didn’t sleep for weeks!
by 5zach_69 January 25, 2020
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heartbroken cowboy

An internet meme used to depict upset at an event or outcome.
Heartbroken cowboy is heartbroken by the tragedy in Greece.

When my little brother sees his goldfish has died, he's going to be a totally heartbroken cowboy.
by Andellic July 17, 2018
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Cowboy Law

When you give a girl your hat and she wears it, she's automatically your girlfriend.

When you let a girl drive your truck or jeep, she's your girlfriend.

Cowboy Law.
I let her drive my truck. Cowboy Law.
by Cblaw June 14, 2018
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Spicy Cowboy

The act of a red bearded man in a Cowboy hat walks by and sticks his finger in you ass and smells it just to get his rocks off!
This man gave me a spicy cowboy and smelled his finger!
by 090iop January 10, 2020
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cowboy song

One of Thin Lizzy's greatest tracks. Arguably one of the finest songs ever written, the guitar can leave you in a mess after twenty straight orgasms.
"Hey dude, have you heard cowboy song?"
"Yeah man, needed a mop for the semen on the ceiling afterwards though"
by FretWizard February 2, 2014
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Cowboy Butter

The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.
I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.

I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.

No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
by Dick Onchin February 23, 2023
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abercrombie cowboy

A male, usually a teenager still in high school, who attempts to emulate a true country man wearing cowboy boots and going overkill on camo while speaking with a fake southern accent. In reality these individuals have never worked a day in their life, grew up in preppy suburbs, and don't know hunting outside of the show Duck Dynasty. Many times they can go from wearing cowboy boots and flannels to wearing Abercrombie or some other expensive name-brand clothing in a period of just 24 hours.
Guy 1: "I swear Bobby was wearing cowboy boots and camo yesterday. Whats up with the American Eagle shirt and khakis today?"

Guy 2: "He's just another abercrombie cowboy bro. He drives a Prius too."
by ALittleFartherSouth April 23, 2014
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