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comic book guy

The guy from "The Simpsons" who sells
comic books at his store, "the android's dungeon". Overweight and
unmarried, he spends most of his free time eating and looking up porn.
His real name is a mystery.
"There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling"
-Comic Book Guy
by person yo-yo December 22, 2003
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Coomic

Oh look it's coomic
She is beautiful

Love you coomic
by MegaOK July 9, 2019
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COSMICBLOB

COSMICBLOB is term for a person who never grew out of their Nintendo phase
"HOLY MAMAJAMARAMA IN A TURBINE EATING A SANDWICH WHILE POOPING BACKWARDS! THAT GUY'S A COSMICBLOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEEPEEPOOPOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by COSMICBLOB December 18, 2021
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cosmically funny

When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.

Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"
Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?

Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.
by radioturtle July 1, 2022
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cosmistance

A thing so large, small, beutiful or other to such an extent that no human could comprehend it.

Portmanteau of 'COSMIc' and 'dISTANCE'

adj.: cosmistancely
Atoms are cosmistancely small.

The size of the universe is a cosmistance.
by Gaiacarra June 24, 2006
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comicide

A comedic homicide; a funny murder; a killing that inspires laughter.
The repeated murder of Kenny on South Park -- "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" "You bastards!" -- is classic comicide.
by miggsathon August 18, 2009
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Comicapture

The "capture" of popular and reputedly progressive comedy shows by various industries which wield influence over stakeholders within particular corporate parent companies and networks, which in turn borrow from certain comedians' or comic writers' reputations as independent-minded social critics, cashing in this artistic credence to advance the interests of industries or political lobbies which these artists and performers might otherwise be expected to satirize and expose.

The term comicapture is related to "regulatory capture", an expression originated by Woodrow Wilson to signify the phenomenon of state regulatory agencies which were created to act in the public interest but which instead advance the commercial or special interests that dominate the industries the agencies are charged with regulating.
Did you see Comedy Show X last week? It's sad when comedy commits suicide and comes back from the dead as a zombie infomercial. The show is totally comicaptured and I'm wiping it off TiVo before it eats my brain.
by 4Gatos October 8, 2011
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