The most annoying and painfull thing on the planet. You practically poke your eye our just to get them in, then 12 hours later you have to get them out of your bloodshot eyes. Major pain in the ass.
Yet I perfer them over glasses.
Yet I perfer them over glasses.
by I'm bitchy give me chocolate December 28, 2006
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by zach badofsky April 1, 2005
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Prime example of what not to write as your word in graffiti art.
Etymology: Essentially, Cortal comes from the word 'cortex', in relation to the Cerebral Cortex of the brain, whom the graffiti artist lacks.
Etymology: Essentially, Cortal comes from the word 'cortex', in relation to the Cerebral Cortex of the brain, whom the graffiti artist lacks.
Cortal is a toy.
by narnia1231 May 23, 2013
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The act of completely penetrating your lover's oriface to the base of the penis. usually causing a sexy slapping sound, much like wet bologna on a counter top.
"Chill out with the base contact!" - Your Wife
"Oh yeah baby, I love that base contact!" - Your Wife when she was your girlfriend.
"Oh yeah baby, I love that base contact!" - Your Wife when she was your girlfriend.
by The true and original Pounder August 7, 2009
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