Contrails

The Science and Pseudoscience of Contrails and Chemtrails.

I saw the coolest thing written in contrails one day, the realized I always wanted to write notes in the sky for fun like:

Suck my egg

Bitches were created by a dick with a trick;)

He touched my feathered self

She took a dump for all to see

Hearts are for hopeless sissy's

Get some, then give some more

Balder men dash to corvets

Did you just look at my T&A

My wide load gets you high

Reality is for suckers and fuckers

Skit happens

Your anal retention has no bounds. How do you hold all that shit inside?

Can I put your man in a dress and call him suzie Q, with an eye for my pooh!

Adam said, "Baby you take the first bite, " as he thought to himself, if thiers any bugs in that she'll choke on it first

by ...& justic for All June 14, 2010

contactscaping

Contactscaping is the chore of pruning your contact list.

Crap, I can't add you to my contacts list until I do some contactscaping, it is totally full.

by CyAdora July 13, 2011

Contract Dropped

v. The act of ending a romantic relationship with a girlfriend, boyfriend, or prospect.

"Yo Mike, you still seeing that hoochie you met at the club last weekend?"

"Na, I saw her grinding on some fool last night, she got her contract dropped on the spot."

by Bodafugachi January 23, 2009

contract emptiness

that feeling you get after you finish the campaign of your contracts in a Mutliplayer game. This feeling often leads you to not want to play the game despite the fun you know you could be having.

Hay man I'm feeling contract emptiness. Could we not play TF2 today.

by Speck Speck February 7, 2018

contractenation

Contractenation:
To contract more than two words into one.
eg. I used contractenation: i'mn't - I am not

Example:
Person A: What does i'ven't mean?
Person B: i'ven't is a contractenation of i have not

by nnewram March 31, 2019

Contractor Beer

Cheap, low quality beer you offer to people who help work on your house; instead of cash payment.

Hey, you want a case of busch for helping side my house?

No , i want you to pay me with cash, not contractor beer!

by CT140419 January 10, 2020

CONTRACTUAL KINTRACTOR INFUSION

Using the following you want to get a PEDOPHILE ill , injured , disabled or Using the following you want to get a PEDOPHILE ill , injured , disabled or helpless to STRIP OFF ALL PROPERTY. and the WHOLE SHABANG.

Allowing the fact ANAL ALAN has a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE hanging over him we feel like in our power we can use the fact there is a CONTRACTUAL KINTRACTOR INFUSION that in many ways in deluding thinking it's a PORN or a SEX THING as nothing can be further from the truth right JAC as thing but more as works like this give the EYE DOCTOR BUSINESS, GIVE THE DENTIST BUSINESS, GIVE THE HOSPITAL BUSINESS etc. and the PRISONS CORE CIVIC AND ARAMARK food service as is to punish this whole embodiment and we all end up with a windfall CASH INFUSIONS and other benefits of this WHITE ASSH0LE SLAVE as we say to him , " GET BACK JAC DOO IT AGAIN and TENTH AVENUE FREEZE OUT"...ICE THEM

WEE TURNING ROUND AND ROUND

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 28, 2022