Contact High

When one gets an imediate errection when coming into contact with a female.

When Stacy gave me a hug goodbye, i deffinitely got a contact high.

by Fiish132 November 16, 2010

Cuntraction

The act of contracting, when it applies to STDs gotten from women.

I think I may have cuntracted brosyphilis this weekend from Allen's girlfreind. This is a most unfortanate cuntraction.

by TTT of your Face February 10, 2010

Dick Contact

Like when you're walking, and a girl looks you in the eyes... except it's your dick.

"Dude, Wendy just totally made dick contact with me as she slowly walked by."

by Provost Ravi Rajan2 April 3, 2009

making contact

Sucking your own dick

I loved making contact with the tip last night!

by AP234 May 30, 2018

Contractor

Faggy asian kids who believe they have the ability to kill someone without guilt.

Kid: "I no longer have any qualms about kill you, for I am a contractor"
Me: "Shut the FUCK up"

by IchigoXDark January 19, 2010

contact pussy

One or more women picked up by means of being in the presence of a major player.

I'm surprised I haven't pulled more contact pussy just hanging out with a guy like Stebo.

by Chief93 July 28, 2006

Contractor's Kit

While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.

ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."

ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?

by Contractor Craig November 9, 2008