congentation

when you drink some cold ass water and you feel it in your body

person 1: “bro this water is so congentagious”
person 2: “wtf is that supposed to mean bruh???”
person 3: “ermmm actually congentation is when you feel water ☝️”
person 2 and 1: stfu timmy

by BananaAgent1 March 29, 2024

conglumerate

A sizeable collective of smaller groups whose members aren't overly thrilled with how things are going.

Telemarketing is majorly hyped as an effective sales tool, but when all is said and done, da majority of said phone-wielding employees form a huge conglumerate, with long hours glued to da handset and little paying-customer-volume to show for it!

by QuacksO April 14, 2024

Conglomerationalbigragatoicellularigranimphibian

An inhabitant of a planet that is from an alternate universe.

I'm starting to suspect that he's a conglomerationalbigragatoicellularigranimphibian.

by Boar1 April 20, 2024

Congketon

I think he means Congleton

Let's go to congketon for a milkshake

by St3amer May 6, 2024

Conglomerate Rolling Stone

A rolling stone gathers no moss; with some exceptions.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.

"Oh so you're going nomadic?"
"Nah, conglomerate rolling stone style. The missus can come with."

by GregTheConglomerate June 18, 2024

Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels

Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.

by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024

Congestipated

When you hold your poop in for so long your intestines become congested.

After a 3 hour drive with no bathroom stops and a large breakfast, my dad was in considerable pain, he was congestipated.

by Adidas_11 January 11, 2025