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candle

When a man sets a woman's hair on fire, then masturbates and ejaculates on her head to put it out. This term is also valid when a female who is capable of squirting lights a man's hair on fire.
Baby, let's light up a candle.
by matchbox79 October 18, 2010
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Candlebox Effect

The Candlebox effect is when an individual or group, usually in a theater or sports setting, gets up and starts dancing for no apparent reason. This phenomenon was witnessed during the alternative rock group, Candlebox, show at Celebrity Theater in Phoenix in 2014 , in which a lady was reported to have stood up and danced in her seat during the entire acoustic concert much to the dismay and amusement of other concert goers.
"Wow I never seen her be so crazy, total Candlebox effect at work"

"That Candlebox effect seems to be infectious in here"

"I will so have the Candlebox effect tonight at the Guns n' Roses concert tonight, They rule!"

"Cowboys stripping in the aisles? I do not appreciate this Candlebox effect!"
by Phoenixkidd February 20, 2014
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Light the Kwanzaa Candles

"Lighting the Kwanzaa Candles", especially when paired with a wink or raise of the eyebrows, could mean smoking crack cocaine.
If an african american man (traditionally) were to ask you to help him "Light the Kwanzaa Candles" he will most likely pull out a pipe and crack if you agree
by FreshPrinceofBelaire January 13, 2011
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condential

when a person tries to give a lecture that makes them look smarter than they really are by using big words.
"Those flatulence are an inconvenience to homosapiens everywhere!"
"Thanks for the condential Jean..."
by sam June 19, 2006
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Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy

A guy who, based on his preference for scented candles, may prefer men to women.
"Your roommate sure likes his jasmin-scented jar candles!"

"I know! He's a total Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy!"
by thehipgoddess September 16, 2007
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Candle Skank

Someone who is obsessed with candles, in an almost sexual way.

See the definition of "Bobby" by rachel ewald
Yesterday, i met a 17 year old candle skank, named Bobby.
by Rachel Ewald April 8, 2004
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condensate

when condensed steam drips from a surface
i just got condensated on by the top of my styrofoam chinese box.
by james Peterso December 28, 2008
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