Comorbiditous Lump

An overweight, has-been, male actor with a drama-queen attitude.

You are a lying like the comorbiditous lump you are.

by 1337noname September 24, 2020

cumcork

When a man or women sticks their finger in a mans penis hole as he is Ejaculating (cumming)

Oh man I cumcorked my boyfriend last night!

by Cumcork November 20, 2020

comfortnagito

the best mutual out there 😈👌🛐 and the best style whoever is mutuals with easton ily

comfortnagito is the best tiktoker out there

by gregisamazingyall March 28, 2021

Comfort Actor

A comfort actor is an actor who makes you feel safe, secure, and loved.

Lauren Lopez is my comfort actor.

by baddiethemattie April 11, 2021

Comfort Porn

A comic where there aren't any jokes, it's just a character being nice to another character who is in emotional pain. There is no punchline. The final panel instead says something along the lines of "It's all going to be ok".

Variations include:
-A character talking about their lack of confidence in something not to another character, but to the reader.
-A character getting the courage to go off and accomplish things today.
-A character growing tired while drawing at a cintiq and then getting a second wind.
-A character waxing nostalgic about their childhood, then comparing it to their life now, then seeing kids doing a modern day version of what they were doing as a kid, and coming to the conclusion that things will be ok.

Friend: "Why does this comic about some sad mouse being comforted by another mouse have so many likes on insta?"
You: "Because people like your aunt will always be suckers for comfort porn."

by Oweeeeendennis May 25, 2021

comfort book

a book you return to again and again (even if only to dip into for a chapter or two) for a bit of cheer and warmth.

"all your perfects is my comfort book"
"holy shit really same!"

by whore for books bf October 3, 2021

comfort player

a sports player you develop some sort of emotional attachment to over the course of watching/supporting a team. a player you find comfort in watching. someone who's personality you vibe with. they're just wholesome and watching them play always puts you in a good mood.

freddie andersen is definitely my comfort player

by bee loves hockey August 9, 2021