clonkeen

a school in deansgrange loaded with the most crippling boring wankstains you ever met who don’t know how to wash themsleves and stank of the dick cheese that oozes out there €7 dunnes trousers. They’re hobbies regularly consist of sending videos to young innocent girls of them sticking fingers up there arse and harassing dunnes workers through the week from approximately 1.15-1.55.

girl: “ I’m going out with a guy from clonkeen”
mum: “he’s a insert various slurs”

by mr smelly November 3, 2023

Clonka Minkus

All variations of Clonka and Minkus are slurs, applicable to anybody who wishes to be offended by them.

I'm straight up Clonking and Minking right now. Full on Clonka Minkus.

by LegionNoName November 20, 2023

Clonking

When you get your bussy pounded so hard you puke all over the bed.

Alternatively, there's another form of Clonking that involves being pounded so hard you cum all over the bed and shit and puke at the same time.

Luci: Dude, I got a harsh Clonking last night.
Quake: Real

by Lxthargy November 28, 2023

clonieman

The superhero of the city. He goes around saving the people from harm and danger with his friend Superbrain! He transforms into different forms, such as speed, flight, rock, light, wind, presidential candidate, and his diamond thunder form. He also writes songs in his other persona, preferably in the middle of May.

I was walking down the street
Till I saw you and your blue colored eyes
I started blushing when you said hey

We were having a stressful day
More school on the Month of May

clonieman

by kunehosamurai November 19, 2024

clonesexual

When you find clone troopers from star wars very very hot

Oh Jerry came out as clonesexual so now he's being called gay

by BryannaLoren December 21, 2023

Clonk

An Onomatopoeia, defining the act of hitting someone (preferably in the head) with an object that is guaranteed to make a noise. Some of these items can include things like a Pringles can, Frying pan, Gong, Metal pipe, or a Dodgeball.

Person 1: Dude I'm about to clonk this guy in the head with a can of Pringles
Person 2: Bro this is gonna be so hilarious
(Clonk)
Person 3: OW.

by VaporwaveyVibes January 19, 2024

Clondorf

A fart from the tip of one’s penis hole.

Damn Owen Carter just Clondorfed, because it smells like shit.

by Giantsausage69 January 20, 2024