When you go home with a fugly chick and begin to sober up you realize you can't sleep with this girl. When she goes to the restroom to prepare herself for sex, you pull the sheets and covers down, dump all over the bed and pull the sheets back to cover your crap. Then run like hell!
Last night this chick took me home and as soon as she went to the bathroom i left her a cleveland raincheck in her bed!
by mcsruff_dog September 27, 2010
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The act of dumping an insane ammount of lighter fluid into your girl's asshole, lighting it, then penatrating her flaming booty hole. Only for pros who have mastered all of the other 'Cleveland Sex Acts'.
Badass Guy: Aye man I gave my girl a Cleveland Fire Starter last night.
Lame Guy: WTF man?! That's horrible. You've been on Urban Dictionary too long. No one really does that shit.
Badass Guy: ... *give Lame Guy a Cleveland Fire Starter*
Lame Guy: WTF man?! That's horrible. You've been on Urban Dictionary too long. No one really does that shit.
Badass Guy: ... *give Lame Guy a Cleveland Fire Starter*
by TypicalRacistMoFo March 22, 2010
Get the Cleveland Fire Starter mug.The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.
Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!
by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011
Get the Cleveland Stanley Steamer mug.The act of having diaria on ones chest then taking a solid poop on that persons chest and mix it with a spoon making a mildoo substance then you must finger that persons poop hole for about a minute then put your finger in your mouth and tickle your throat with it and suck the poo off of your finger then spit on the persons chest then pee on it then take a seat on the persons chest and roll back and forth while farting with massive diaria and make sure while you do so make sure your butt is facing the persons face. This act may take 2 hours or so.
My girlfriend cheated on me so i waited for her to sleep then gave her a cleveland stinker then ran like hell.
by dr. j.e.w September 21, 2011
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Get the Cleveland Steamball mug.The largest city in Ohio. Also the shittiest city in America. Home to large amounts of ghetto blacks and whites who are still unaware that sagging your pants is used when you would like to be raped. Also home to the worst sports teams in America. Most notably the Cavaliers and the Browns. Most residents of Cleveland still bitch about how LeBron James would rather play for a nice city like Miami. The only source of entertainment in Cleveland is going to the local Walmart which is also full of classless and bitching cunts who wish they had something to enjoy. The sky is also the color of a massive shit stain and the sounds of police sirens and rape drowns out any existing birds.
Cavs Fan- Fuck you LeBron!
Tourist- Do you have anything better to do then bitch and moan about how LeBron would rather win 6 championships in a classy city like Miami rather than shit-stained Cleveland?
Cavs Fan-........No.
Cleveland, at least we're not Detroit
FUCK EVERYONE IN CLEVELAND, GO HEAT!
Tourist- Do you have anything better to do then bitch and moan about how LeBron would rather win 6 championships in a classy city like Miami rather than shit-stained Cleveland?
Cavs Fan-........No.
Cleveland, at least we're not Detroit
FUCK EVERYONE IN CLEVELAND, GO HEAT!
by Cavs Suck, FUCK CLEVELAND June 29, 2011
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