monkey-chuffer

One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.

John is a right monkey-chuffer!

by Urban Bob October 6, 2008

Vom-Chuffing

The sexual act of penetrating someone's anal sphincter whilst the recipient vomits.

partnered with the similar act of Vom-Duffing

"whilst she bent over to throw up. He took down her trousers and to her pleasure being Vom-Chuffing her"

by RahimTom June 3, 2009

Snickle Chuff

To be ejaculated on hit and run style by a male friend or stranger while you are shitting

"I had to crap at the park today and got snickle chuffed by some bum. My new jacket looks like modern art bro. Bum cum, yuk!"

by pair a dimes December 30, 2014

snuff chuff

An eye watering fart so bad that it causes those in the vicinity to gag and choke.

Oh my god who just dropped a snuff chuff ? That's fucking vile !

by Lonefox GD May 18, 2016

Hooting chuffer

Somebody who laughs when they don't know what the joke is about

S: .... And then i said your a big old goat richard
J: hahahaha
D: Ha... Ha... Ha
J: You weren't there, why are you being such a hooting chuffer?

by A volvic awakening June 16, 2018

BUM CHUFFER

A person who does explosive farts which regularly result in shity pants.

Marcus the bum chuffer has shit himself again

That bum chuffer needs to carry spare pants

by Entry level July 29, 2024

Buff her chuff

Giving her a good session of anal, coz she's a yoghurty fucker after multiple sex sessions of cum dumping in the vagina. So you decide to use the rear door and "buff her chuff"

I went home with her and she was well up for it. I didn't want to stir someone else's porridge so I decided to buff her chuff

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016