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chris is that a weed

im calling the police

911 wuts ur emergincy
chris is that a weed?

im calling the policce
'911 wots ur emergincy'
by PartayKittay September 17, 2019
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Chris Hungus

One who is blessed with a certain email address.
Jim: Hey bro, the health project is due tomorrow!
Chris Hungus: Oh yeah! Send it to me once you’re done with the meat collage!
Jim: You got it. What’s your email?
Chris Hungus: chungus@cps.edu
by bowling567 July 17, 2020
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Chrisanique

Chrisanique is the definition of attitude.She may not seem like much but fuck with her and you’ll see.Shes very protective of the people she cares about but once she doesn’t care no more that’s it.She got a smart ass mouth but you better know she can back that talk up.
That girl acts like such a Chrisanique it’s fucking awesome.
by squxdgod October 28, 2020
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Chris Syndrome

when your computer don't work
by xjessellison November 27, 2020
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Chris Ingham

All you need to know about Chris Ingham is:

He creeps on young women.

He shows love to his wife by cheating on her (not that she gives a rats arse anyway)

He loves his career but not doing all of the hard, painful work.

He is a doctor with no qualifications but believe him, he is a doctor.

His surname is Delonge. Not Ingham. You bunch of haters!

He likes beanies. He has one for ibis meet ups and one for family man time.

Forbidden cheese hides under the beanie. He is planning to sell the peculiar cheese. “Cheesy and Me”.

Has a micro penis. 2 second guy. (Allegedly).

Has 3 daughters (one on the way), 1 stepdaughter, 2 sons and a marriage for profit.

Keeps losing go-pros.

One of the best skaters in the UK but only knows one trick.

Has a face like a slapped pig’s testicle.
“If any tv productions or movie studios are making a Jimmy saville documentary and looking for a double of saville, Chris Ingham is their guy...with his red shiny tracksuit and track record”
by PrinnyWooWho June 13, 2021
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Chris Pratt

by Odie from Garfeild November 4, 2021
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Fuck Chris

Fuck Chris is a statement you make after celebrating even the smallest of victories. The vocal celebration of Chris' misery acts as a shield of hope surrounding all of those who summon it. Fuck Chris!
Did you hear about Trussville's most recent crime and education stats? Haha, Fuck Chris.
by fuckchrisindeed July 27, 2017
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