Zingy Ching Chong

A wack ass Asian kid from the sewage that the ninja turtles came from and he can’t see through his eyes cus they’re as small as his dic-... he’s pretty short but he’s a good friend.

“Zingy Ching Chong? Where is he? I can’t see him... ohhh he’s right next to me.”

by Yung MC November 29, 2019

Devin Chong

Handsome young man with Airpods he love to flex.

"*swoons* it's Devin Chong, so sexy I just want to fuck him"

by PuggoTheWuggo May 20, 2019

Chongs

If something smells disgusting/unbearable it 'chongs'

another more passionate word for 'stinks'

Willy T, the work colleague on the desk next to you, farts...
'Will, what have you eaten because that absolutely chongs?!'

by Lord M Lemon June 5, 2019

Chong

Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!

Look at Chong!(Wow)

by Chong270 August 21, 2019

dong bong chong

A Chinese person who likes to have sex in public

Charlie is such a dong bong chong, he had sex with Ching in the school bus yesterday

by Anonymous Piglet 44569 October 2, 2017

miss chong

The best technology teacher ever

Miss Chong is Awesome.

by P Pakdeejit February 19, 2017

andy chong

An asian man who loves anime. He specifically loves one called "Charlotte". He loves to play Roblox and is into tall asian women that are smart. When he grows up, he wants to be a Youtuber named "Andy Techno Vids."

Richie: This anime called Charlotte is so good!
Sid: Man, I feel like an Andy Chong right now!

by Nikku Beasta March 8, 2017