squat cobbler

When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.

Dan got out of police suspicion by admitting he makes squat cobbler videos.

by Butteater637 July 10, 2016

midnight cobbler

Local slang for a cobbler that repairs shoes in the night and performs.... other deeds.

"I'm sorry, what? A midnight cobbler?"
"A midnight gobbler, if you will."

by Slosheimer August 17, 2023

Chubbles

A Fat Person that has no athletic ability.

Louie Skerdosky gained 200 pounds, we should call him Chubbles

by Big Murr April 15, 2004

Chubble

The skin that is on the neck of an overweight person. Also known as the "Second Chin". Derived from the words "chubby" and "stubble".

Connor: "God he's fat, check out all that Chubble!"
Alex: "I know! It jiggles when he runs!"

by Z0MB13L0V3R June 3, 2011

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.

No, he wasn’t hiding drugs. He was hiding a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by OliveHoliday August 29, 2016

Sweet Cum Cobbler

Sweet Cum Cobbler is a cobbler made with the sweet cum of teenage guys.

We made a Sweet Cum Cobbler for dessert -- yum!

by eda-skip December 11, 2022

Chobber

A Gay Nazi! A homosexual Nazi, or National Socialist, who believes that the group is greater then the individual. They are also refered to a as Extreme Right Wing Fags! Hated most by other Nazis, who hate homosexuals themselves. They never come out of the closet, with two of their policies, they pretend that they are not gay and there is no link between capitalism and it's extreme backwards
form Fascism.

Marin Berminstock is a chobber and a racist.

by Bob Stride October 1, 2004