chimp bastard

little chimp looking fuckers that eat a lot of fruit and shit alot and may look like obama

jimmy-"hey did you vote for obama?"
jonny-"o you mean that chimp bastard fuck on tv?! no way?!"

by fuck tits October 21, 2010

chimping

The act of breaking into a zoo at night and performing oral sex on chimpanzee's.

Phil went "chimping" last night.

by King Chimp January 18, 2008

Chispita

Chispita is a chihuahua that Lai'La will be obsessed with. She barks a lot but will hardly ever bite (except if try to touch her mom or mess with her). She is very small, cute, adorable, smart, and overprotective.

Random person: aww cute doggy its so small. Can I touch it.
Mom: She Barks alot
Random person: * did not listen, touches dog
Chispita: * barks
Random person: * runs

by Yazmin the Cucumber February 27, 2020

chimpastical

This word means the same thing as "trippy" except it is used to describe something that happens when someone isn't high. When something sounds or looks so wierd and amazing that it seems it can't be described chimpastical is the word to use. This word was originated from a noise made in a techno song.

The noise playing in the background of that song is chimpastical.

by Ogre TG CR July 25, 2006

chimplify

to simplify something so much that even a chimp could understand it

the boy didn't understand the homework, so his friend had to chimplify it for him

by kvtalty October 16, 2009

Chimpdick

Similar to a limp dick, except instead of having a useless penis it is some one who is always playing with their dick like a monkey.

Keep your hand out of your pants you chimpdick and eat your dinner!

by CRUCIAL cadaver October 6, 2010

chimp boy

funnier way to say monkey boy

been staring at porno AGAin chimp boy?

by theCURLYwhoreson February 28, 2011