chevyvolt

An over-hyped piece of shit car that catches on fire and you can't put it out.

That chevyvolt is smokin hot, it caught my garage on fire twice this week!

by BigDig May 11, 2011

chevelle

a most kind girl and also very pretty girl who is very artistic loves drawing dragons and animals she has usually a very dirty blonde hair with beautiful hazel eyes she hates when people cry so she cheers them up and makes them happy chevelle is such a good person and she will grow up to be beautiful.

OMG I wish i was chevelle's friend!
LOOK Chevy she is so pretty!

by badbithc December 9, 2019

chevy malibu

When a man is releasing excrement and receiving oral pleasures by a man or a female. The Chevy Malibu is the final moment when you poop and ejaculate at the same time.

"After dinner at a Bill's Burrito Hut with my girlfriend, my girlfriend was horny while i was taking a shit; therefore the Chevy Malibu was preformed"

by Batman D Superman April 16, 2008

chevie

A curly haired guy always wanted a mullet but hasn't been able to get one until today

Hey did you see that Chevie guy he'd look good with a mullet

by Pugzy90 May 29, 2017

Heavy Chevy

A large, heavy chevy vehicle, such as a caprice or a tahoe. First used in lyrics by camaflauge.

Ridin in my heavy chevy blowin on some wood.
R.I.P. Camaflauge

by Big Bob November 18, 2004

Chevy

1. It's what you buy if you hate Ford.

2. It's what you don't buy if you like Ford.

3. Like a Ford, it also sucks ass.

Chevy sucks! No, Ford sucks! Bla,bla,bla.....Well, I got sick of both of them and got me a Dodge, so there.

by AntiGop May 2, 2005

Chevrolet Blazer

A long running, once popular Sport Utility Vehicle produced by Chevrolet. The Chevy Blazer enjoyed much success alongside the Ford Explorer and also Dodge's early attempts to cater to the outdoor enthusiasts that wished for a comfortable, multi-passenger off road capable vehicle. Throughout it's life span, the Chevrolet Blazer endured many style changes and upgrades. Unfortunately for the willing and naive American public, (myself being one, twice!) Chevrolet just stopped caring about quality parts and dependable automobiles 15 years ago and began outsourcing their plants to Mexico and other countries, so as to avoid the "mafioso" tactics of the UAW (Union of Auto Workers). Chevy notably relied on their "All American" attitude in the past, and tries to continue suckering the American public to this day into buying shit, defunct quality automobiles, such as their Blazer model. The Chevy Blazer roughly lasts 100,000 miles and then it begins to literally fall apart at the seams. Even religious drivers that spend money on fluid flushes and extra maintenance during routine oil changes are victimized by the gas guzzling, money sinking Chevy Blazer, and General Motors obviously couldn't be happier. Of course, GM isn't the only person at fault in all of the Blazer's catastrophies, the UAW with it's selfish business demands and continued hiring of lazy, unmotivated, bottom feeding ex convicts is mostly to blame, for their uncaring attitude clearly shows in their production element. The Chevrolet Blazer may go down as one of the worst built, cheaply manufactured automobiles in history. Great sympathy should be given to the poor, gullible souls stranded out on those American highways in subzero weather trying to locate a tow truck for their worthless, already broke Chevrolet Blazer.

$24 million dollars a day is what GM is losing every single day due in part to shit production and gas guzzling operating from the Chevrolet Blazer.

Please, abandon or destroy a Chevrolet Blazer and buy Toyota if you want to actually be able to afford food.

by Johnny hates NOVA April 27, 2006