Checkering

When you fact check something so hard it becomes true

"Person A: Source?

Person B: I've been checkering this onion all day.
Person A: Then it must be true!"

by Shattybatty May 31, 2023

Checkered Change

Bribe money.

"Hey, you know what they did to Willey. They sold him out for checkered change. Never heard of him since.

by Maggie Nifikat June 8, 2023

CheekedUp

A safe and secure online marketplace for selling pictures of your butt.

"OMG Stefanie, how did you afford that vacation to Greece??!!!"
"I sold photos of my butt on cheekedup!"

by Stragov June 20, 2023

checkered career

A not-so-stellar past moral/business record of someone who's either a board-game player or a cab driver.

Any taxi-operator who has a history of playing board-games wif his passengers --- either by parking someplace and moving da game-pieces around instead of expediently conveying da customers to where they're going, or even partaking of said sedentary recreation while actually he's behind da wheel, and thus not properly keeping his eyes on da road --- would definitely be viewed as having a checkered career!

by QuacksO July 14, 2023

Cheeked

Cracked at a game, but with more juice and cream

Guy one "yo bro i heard daqavius was cracked at Fortnite"
Guy 2 " nah he cheeked fr"

by Boobies 🤤 December 17, 2023

Cheeked Out

getting killed or losing consciousness by the enormous weight of a woman's/man's cheeks sitting on your face

i would totally let the cyberdemon from DOOM sit and crush my face. getting cheeked out by that muscle muffin would be an honor

by assaultpencil March 23, 2024

Chocked

When someone is choked on one or more sticks of chalk

Man, susie just chocked someone for looking at her wrong

by IN Rando October 10, 2024