last chance for you

A gay ass russian emo band with horrable vocals, all the band members are fags and like to fuck each other in the ass.

Roma - "Hey dude do you want to go to the last chance for you show tonight?"

Semen - " Noway man i would better drink some beer tonight then whatch those fags jacking their guitars again!"

by morbusnigga August 2, 2009

take a chance on me

This takes a day of prep- no eating the day before followed by a night of heavy drinking, follow up with a large greasy breakfast. Two hours after the said greasy breakfast you either decide to have sex with a random person or take a crap...you choose sex with ABBA's 'Take a chance on me', playing in the background.

I had choices so I decided to take a chance on me and lost.

by 8seconds August 20, 2017

You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance

A song by A Day To Remember written about when you're playing Call Of Duty. An enemy is five feet behind you, and in attempt to kill you, they waste time fumbling to throw a grenade instead of shooting you. In the time it takes them to do that, you turn around kill them effortlessly.

Brett: Dumb ass computer. He was standing behind me and in the time it would have taken to shoot me, instead he pulled out a grenade.

Josh: What a retard.

Brett: Totally. I killed him while he was still taking it out. He could have just shot me on the spot and killed me! You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance, CPU.

Josh: Yeah.

by JaelleRivers January 27, 2013

Changes Slag

Any female that frequents the scumfuck bar Changes, in Lafayette, Louisiana. Related to the caboose slag but a few years older and having a few more STD's.

Dude you went home with a Changes Slag.

by POND SCUM October 2, 2004

Chincest

when two people who are related by blood rub chins affectionately

yo, did you see Joe and his sister, totaly Chincest!

by tomas chinagin July 2, 2008

changespeak

Regular political nonsense.

Symptoms grouped by speaker:
-Anyone but Barack Obama: Lack of interest.
-Barack Obama: Enthusiasm.

"People of Berlin - and people of the world - the scale of our challenge is great. The road ahead will be long. But I come before you to say that we are heirs to a struggle for freedom. We are a people of improbable hope."

-Wait a minute? He fooled us with changespeak the whole time?

by george rex January 19, 2009

Chance

Hottest kid in school most likely marry a girl with the first letter in her name as a "N"

Damb chance has a hot wife they about to smash

by My lover is the real one May 14, 2017