center my chi

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

by CPG September 19, 2006

the center

a place in newtown ct where kids hang out and make plans for later in the night. this is located in a shopping center in the middle of town. usually teenagers meet here when they want to meet up, or go here when theres nothing to do that night. sometimes kids pregame drink and blaze weed in this parking lot.

whats goin on tonight?
dont know, do you wanna stop at the center?

wanna meet up?
yeah go to the center

by cant stop wont stop July 17, 2006

Mississippi Welcome Center

30 guys in white hoods, or punchline to a nigger joke.

Mississippi Welcome Center 10 miles ahead.

by SpaldingDualie April 25, 2009

career center

A meeting place for goofies and other retarded folk. Sometimes they come to learn about specific job related skills. 99% of the students at Career Center are mentally disabled.

If you go to Career Center, you'll see a retard named Spencer.

by 3n! January 10, 2005

The Center of the Universe

1. The centerpoint from which the Big Bang released all matter into space, so therefore, the oldest point in space. Some theorize that there is/was either a giant black hole or a giant white hole (the opposite of a black hole; it expels matter instead of sucking it up) at the center of the universe at some time.

2. Me.

1. Yo momma so old, she has baby pictures of the center of the universe.

2. Do you really wanna mess with the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE?! Hmm?!

by DENIAL ACCEPTED April 26, 2012

The Center for Early Education

A school for the snobby and not-so-snobby rich kids of LA. Located in West Hollywood, this school has such celebrity children such as Magnus Ferrel (Will Ferrel's son), Anabella Sherman (Sela Ward's child) and many other director's children. Those on financial aid are typically not accepted into social groups. The education is pretty good, but those talented writers do not get AP classes.

I've been waiting for my kid to get into CEE for ages! Now she's in, and only for one grade? WTH it only goes to 6th grade?!?!?! The Center for Early Education isn't as fab as I thought.

by CEEBlogger October 16, 2009

Oregon Cemetery

When a woman passes out after sex, her sexual spouse carries her outside in the blistering cold. The spouse finds the right piece of land and begins to bury her alive. After she is underground the spouse begins to pee and preecum all over the ground where she is buried.

The woman usually dies!

"O ya i'm about to cum, shit honey are you asleep. Looks like i have to bury you alive, and jizz all over your grave."

"Enjoy your Oregon Cemetery you ugly small titty hoe."

by Jizzongrave22 November 23, 2009