Levi’s carrot

Object that Levi consumes and lives in.

P1: Whose carrot is that?
P2: That’s Levi’s carrot.

by Ponchopi May 8, 2022

carrot philp

A small non-gender carrot that goes to vhs and is blonde

OH MAH GAD THERES CARROT PHILP SKSKSKSKSK

by CarrotPhilp November 3, 2019

Underhand Carrot

When at a posh restaurant, and the waiter gives you a cheeky hand job while pretending to read the specials.

I used to waitress at the Ivy, until I gave an underhand carrot to Russell Brand.

by wynners June 27, 2020

toad carrot

a person who is perpetually late

You fucking Toad Carrot, show up to work on time!!!

by Aural Addict January 6, 2015

ranchy carrot

When you masturbate and (usually out of panic) reapply your pants before proper cleaning.

Oh man, Matt had such a ranchy carrot.

by Riedisawesome November 12, 2016

saucy carrot

The alleged nickname, bestowed by Stormy Daniel's, of Donald Trump's penis.

Donald's saucy carrot didn't really affect my lady garden or my tossed salad. It was more a baby saucy carrot...said Stormy Daniel's after finally breaking her silence on trumps manhood

by Eun333 July 31, 2018

Cum Carrot

a vegan who has had a little too much fun with a carrot

That vegan teacher is a real cum carrot

by yourlocalmentallyillfrog April 15, 2021