carl azus

Our lord and savior, he's probably done ur mom. He is amazing and I would do anything for him ANYTHING.

Teacher: were going to watch CNN 10 rn, cause I don't know how to teach
Me: ALL HAIL CARL AZUS *moans in asl*

by George_urmom December 9, 2021

Carl Drop

To get changed extreamly fast.

Did you see how fast he changed?

Yea, he carl droped us.

by walton965 May 25, 2010

Anna Carle

Anna Carle is a brilliant teacher who specialises in her role. She has a wonderful sense of humour, and encourages many to acheive their best.
I have learnt many important topics with Anna Carle.
I hope for when I have kids, they score a teacher as awesome as Anna Carle.

Student #1- "What class have you got?"
Student #2- "I have history, with Anna Carle"
Student #1- "Damn! You're so lucky, I wish I had Anna Carle"

by SouthyGirl February 21, 2020

carl's dad

A fat flabby man

Look at how flabby he is he's a Carl's dad

by Hsdhsyusu April 13, 2017

dan and carl

Two Homosexual dickheads, who do nothing but put eachother's meat sticks in their butthole and eat fruit milk while they 'nae nae' all day.

"eY lad, do you happen to know dan and carl?"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"

by fuckpoo69 October 27, 2015

The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.

HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.

by Chokal October 11, 2019

Pull A Carl

Getting a thottie to have sex with you/send nudes and then leave.

Carl: Yo that girl thicc af.
Dan: Ask her out!
Carl: Naw she a thottie not relationship worthy.
Dan: Then pull a Carl and fuck her and leave!
Carl: Aw shit you right.

by Mad handlez November 19, 2017