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candy read

a book that is read usually to kill time . usually no or a thin plot, simple/static characters or even cliched heros/heroines. in a broader sense, a wildly popular but poor book.
by Silver_Serenity September 26, 2010
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pig candy

Bacon. A much beloved food. Goes well with everything.
"What's for dinner?" "Pig candy sandwiches." "Yippee!, can I have mine on white bread with mayo?"
by KnoxvilleDancer February 6, 2010
mugGet the pig candymug.

Candy gams

Guy to friend: I almost went into a diabetic coma when Shelley gave me those candy gams last night.
by ex_lax70 November 8, 2016
mugGet the Candy gamsmug.

candy shop

Candy Shop (in 50 Cent Terms) is NOT:

1. A bedroom
2. A Wh*r* House
3. A place with attractive people

It IS:

50 cents pants "Ill take you to the candy shop, Ill let you lick the lollipop"

You can imagine wut the lollipop is


Its a terrible song and I cant believe I ever liked it because its all about havin sex, like every other rap song there is, and im sick of guys talkin bout gurls like were their play thangs.
Guy: "Heyy wanna go to the Candy Shop with me??"

Gurl with class: "*smack*"
by Carrie September 3, 2005
mugGet the candy shopmug.

mind candy

Something intellectually or mentally pleasing, something pleasing to the mind.
This book is pure mind candy.

The screenwriter's adaptation of John Le Carré is pure mind-candy for grown-ups.
by planspark November 3, 2008
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keister candy

keister candy is a womens ass thats sweet to eat and tastes jus like candy
wholly shit gail is so hott id love to eat her keister candy
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009
mugGet the keister candymug.

nose candy

by stu March 18, 2003
mugGet the nose candymug.

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