A strange metaphysical force that compels one to doodle incessantly while playing the guitar. Adding notes to songs where they shouldn't be. Alternativley: Adult Attention Deficit Disorder & just being an annoying Tired Old Man.
by Thick Daddy May 22, 2003
is when you see an ugly person that has some how made themself look attractive through clothes, make-up or other non-plastic surgery enhancement. To test this on someone after a few cocktails (less than three) consider if you would park the love rod in the ham wallet. If yes: "I can't beleive its not butter!" - if no: see fugly.
"Wow, have you seen what Sally is wearing? She's sort of cute now."
Yeah, I know! I can't believe it's not butter!
Yeah, I know! I can't believe it's not butter!
by prosebrosproductions June 17, 2010
by OlaDoraBootsAteMeOut January 29, 2020
to win at what you say by having a better wording or number of things right about what you have said
by Mr. Blackjack July 10, 2010
Sarcastic phrase used to evoke the image of a high-strung actor or other professional who refuses to continue to work because of some trivial issue. Although the phrase sounds like a serious complaint, its familiarity as a meme or catch-phrase can actually be used to diffuse or lessen the impact of a minor issue that a group of people are unhappy about. Frequently used among theater types or other performers both in and out of the theatrical context.
Person 1: "Hey, we've got coffee, but only French Roast. We're out of Hazelnut."
Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"
All: Laughter.
Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"
All: Laughter.
by beagley May 20, 2009
Did you hear about that burglar who called 911 after breaking through a store window because he was afraid he'd cut himself on the way out? You can't make this stuff up.
by barcos August 11, 2012
by BrNascimento January 01, 2016