Callum

Big saddo with no life and no friends. Is extremely erotic but disgusting to look at and be around.

Hey Callum

by DefinitelyNotCallum December 14, 2021

Callum Waddington

The sole reason Dr Pepper is still sold.

"Oi you seen Callum Waddington, bruv he has like 100 Dr Pepper cans a day lol."

by Squidward on a chair October 22, 2020

Callum

A meant who doesn't shut his gob

Omg Callum is a bitch

by Dogloaver January 14, 2019

Callum

The most annoying son of a bitch you will ever know. He is a dick head and will always try to show off.

Callum was being Callum around his "friends"

by James Vassallo May 29, 2019

Callum

A Boring ass stoner that you date for two weeks

eww look there's a Callum

by 1224536728940487654321 April 20, 2020

Callum pratt

A guy that thinks he’s a top shotter and runs dead ends

Your not a bad man just a Callum Pratt

by Drayts December 5, 2019

callum

the funniest kid in the world he will eat and lick your knee caps so watch out. all girls make fun of him cause he is soooo weird and boys bully him cause he is weird. if callum in your life let him go because he will eat you. if you want him in your life you are really weird and messed up. if you know a callum tell him to let you eat his knee caps.

¨who is that weirdo i think his name is callum.
ya he is soooo weird.

he has a tiny anus so dont date him only eat his knee caps.

by LAZAR BUM LAZAR FACE November 19, 2019