cake butler

derived from snack dad, a cake butler is a parent who dispenses sweets to their children on demand, offering no resistance. A cake butler is said to be incapable of standing up for themselves, and is synonymous with pushover or spineless.

Johnny is a real yes man. He plays cake butler to everyone who asks something of him.

by GhostOfRedditPast December 5, 2019

Cake Horn

An expression for when someone won't shut their pie hole. Coined by Fez Whatley on "The Ron & Fez Show" in early 2014.

Fez: The gay spider wouldn't shut it's cake horn.

by thespidersgay March 12, 2014

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake

What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.

* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"

* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"

by Ron Damint March 21, 2013

cake day

when a redditor has a cake symbol next to their username, it is your honor to wish them a “happy cake day” bc it is their reddit birthday. aka anniversary of the creation of their reddit account.

COMMENT THREAD:
AMAL44269<cake symbol>: this is a repost. you’re dumb

<comment reply to amal44269>
BOOTYHAVER420: Cake me the FUCK up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy cake day hAppy CaKe DaY 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 cAKEdaY right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy cake day.

by idtst November 7, 2018

Cake Grabbing

The act of grabbing cake in one's hand without dropping it or getting frosting all over your hand or anyone else and then eating the cake. This only applies when one uses a single hand, not two. Usually only guys or men participate in this.

I was so hungry for some of that chocolate cake, but all of my plates and flatware were dirty, so I had to go cake grabbing.

by Oodles and oodles of noodles! February 21, 2010

Cake is in the oven

The job has been completed.

Fat Rick: Odelay holmes! The cake is in the oven!

Buho: Cake? What fuckin' cake?

Fat Rick: You know, the cake is in the oven!

Buho: Huh?

Fat Rick: Remember what Huesos told you! Well, the dope car was just dropped outside that shitty dive bar!

Buho: Hey bro, I thought we weren't supposed to actually say that!

Fat Rick bitch slaps Buho.

by ZXY&ABC July 28, 2019

Cake tray

Related to the Muffin top but extra. Wobbly bits that wobble, especially over jeans. Eurgh!

" Buy some jeans that fit you, your wobbly cake tray looks minging " " I have cake tray syndrome, i can get away with it " " Sap "

by Lauryn.Sparkles February 12, 2010